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Deranged Assistant [Ultimate Masters]
| Set: | Ultimate Masters |
| Type: | Creature — Human Wizard |
| Rarity: | Common |
| Cost: | 1U |
| Colors: | U |
{T}, Mill a card: Add {C}.
"Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."